Brown trousers

The Sunday Times loudly proclaims its fuckwitted ignorance with a bold headline:
All mouth and no trousers
Having whipped the country into a frenzy over the prospect of a snap election, Gordon Brown called the whole thing off at the 11th hour yesterday. Why did he leave it so late and what are the consequences for his premiership?

Sad, really. And that's not even considering the craptastic spin of the story.