Metro sloppy one

More slackjawed idiocy from the pages of instant-landfill rag Metro, in a non-story about some TV cook -
The pair managed to eat braised bull's penis, Gordon keeping his down by gulping white wine.
But he proved himself to be all mouth and no trousers when it came to the next dish on the menu.

An insult to the language, wrapped in a disgrace to journalism.